I read in the Lillian Too's Total FS that a dragon tortoise on the left hand would protect against premature death. I was trying to figure out what to do and I got a Tatoo of A dragon tortoise on my left hand. Actually it is a Tatoo of Bowser (super mario bros) (Dragon tortoise) (video game) . Is this Tatoo that I got on my left hand auspicious???

P.S. I read that a jade Cicada in a bag will protect against premature death. What kind of bag?
Can it be a pants pocket?

Thanks.

Love Bowser! We call it Koopa.

Why are you worried about premature death?

Hmm. I'm having some health problems. But you know what they say stupid people are unhealthy.

Just so we're clear, I wasn't implying that you're stupid or anything! I'm sorry that you're having health problems.

I thought you were living in a dangerous neighborhood or had death threats laid on you etc.

I didn't mean to make you feel that way. I apologize.

Nothing to do with you, always feel that way. It is just a saying.

p.s. no threats, im just a genetic fool lol

I am very new to feng shui but not sure if we hv seriously go to that extent. For fun perhaps I will